Joke about a policeman
A man went in a car in Texas. A policeman stopped him.
The man said to the policeman, “Is there a problem?”
“There is no problem. I only saw that you drive very well. And you will get 5,000 dollars for good driving. What will you do with the money?”
The man thought for a minute and said, “I think that I will go get a driving license.”
The lady who was next to the man said to the policeman, “Oh, don’t listen to him. He makes funny jokes when he drinks alcohol.”
The man from the back said, “I told you that it wasn’t a good idea to steal a car!
And then, the policeman heard somebody from the trunk who said, “Are we in Mexico now?”